Julie Newmar plays Mother, the owner of a waning toy company.
You will be left feeling so genetically inferior you will do anything to date a dumb jock like you did in high school- someone with pretty eyes who is deeply concerned with their resting heart rate… One thing that makes it all worthwhile- if you want to be looked at like the single most beautiful creature in the world, and you have always wondered what it would be like to receive a look of pure adoration, kiss that nerd.
I say somewhat because there is an argument coming.
Just as Mother is about to give up hope, she discovers that the hapless nerd is truly in love with her, because she reminds him of his mother! How does one seduce a nerd, you ask yourself? There is a class of gay nerd that really knows musicals.